Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per meter madam," replied Banta (clerk).
"That`s fine," replied the girl. "I`ll take five meters."
"Five meters only?", asked Banta "Hmmmmm..", girl thinks for a moment and said, "Ok give me ten meters" With expetcation and anticipation written all over his face, Banta hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Answer:Ooooooh! Nice one.
Santa Banta Jokes?
Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh's two-year-old boy was bawling away loudly. Mrs. Singh asked her husbandd why their son was being so difficult. "he wants to take a ride on a donkey,"replied Banta.
"Then why don't you put him on your shoulders and go for a run?"
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The act of unlocking
A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."
Answer:lmao.. the first one is funny... the second one is hilarious
hahahahahahahahahahaha
good ones.. thanx for sharing
Ramadan! Santa & Banta - InSpiReD By SaLMa...?
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Santa had a fight with his fathere.
So, Santa went to the gravyeard and hanged a photo of his fathere on the tree.
And below the photo it was written,
"COMING SOON"
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THE 11 A.M MYSTERY
DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
This case happneed in a hospital's Intensive care ward wher! e Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves.
what the terrible phenomenon was all about..................
Just when the clock struck 11...
and then......
then.....
then....
and then....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Answer:hahahaha oyeee Lol. The last part was funny. Thanks for making us laugh! =)
Santa Banta Letter To Bill Gates!!?
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer
for our home and we found problems, whichh I want to bring to your
notice.
1. After connetcing to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ******
appears, but in the rest of the feelds whatever we typed appears, but
we face this problem only in password feeld. We checked with hardware
vendor Santa Singh and he said that theree is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I
request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password
is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '
button.
3. There is a button 'start' but theree is no "stop" button. We request
you to check this.
4. We find theree is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run '
has ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so
that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubtt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',
but unable to trace. Is it a bug?
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protetc my 'mouse' from
CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?
Answer:*lol* Nice. Chk this 1 out-Interview with a Sardar
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands theree
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes through his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are seletced. First we will start with some
opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our sardar also shouts)
#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejetced.
S : I am seletced ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.
How Many Santa - Banta Singh Jokes Are There In Real ?
I say just 3. 1st was that .. having a bowl of curd in his hand and somebody asks him time... ofcourse he says the real time .. 12 oclock... 2nd was .. he was going to ofiice and forgot spetcs, watch and hankie.. remember ? asks his wife from downstairs to throw spetcs .. then the watch.. both broken and then stops her to throw the handkerchief.. 3rd was when santa and banta were playing chess.... ! ONLY 3... ALL OTHER ARE NOT JOKES... BUT, REAL STORIES ! LOL !.....
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